A Morality Play for Younger Readers
by Morganet le Mitchelle
In Arthurian times, Sir Gawayne sires twins.
(Just imagine the hijinks enjoin’d by those sibs!)
Squire Gownwyth, the brother -- a dwarf for his sins --
needles Gwinfrith, his sister, with puns he ad libs.
(Younger readers, who fish through the 50-cent bins,
might discover this book. Should you do so, shout "Dibs!"
Goin' With a Houyhnhnm?
A Cross-cultural Dating Manual for Twee ‘Tweens
by Jonathan "Swifty" Mitchell
(Elucidating verses to come: a work in progress)
Kong Mit Der Kint
Filmdom’s Giant Ape Joins the Hitler Youth
in German, with English translation, by Frau Eva von Mitchell
Gun Wit That Wins
Funny Firearms Anecdotes for the Successful Public Speaker
by Maggie "Magnum" Mitchell (with a forward by Charlton Heston)
Gown Widths Unwound
The Hidden History Behind the 50's Sack Dress
by Ives St. LeMitchell in conversation with Barbara Walters
Gong! Went de Winter
A Rebecca Prequel Reimagines Maxim's Misspent Youth
by Daphne du Mitchell (Soon to be a made-for-iPhone motion picture)
Jawin' With Amin
Conversations with the Former Dictator About Life, Love and Whatnot
by Roberta "Mugabby" Mitchell
Jong With Derwent
Fear Of Flying Author Provides Her Own Best Seller with Colored-Pencil Sketches
by Margaret Mitchell (channeling Ms Jong)
Drawin' Theo Wynne
Van Gogh's Caricatures of His Arles Next-Door Neighbor
by Simone "Schama" Mitchell
Yawn, Widdl' Winkie
Twee Tales for Tots' Naptimes
by Nanny Mitch
Corn With That Weiner?
Hot Dogs & Other Characteristic Cuisines of the Old Confederacy
by Aunt Magnolia Mitchell
Pawin' Misty Wynde
Confessions of a Serial Sex Addict
by Anonymous as told to Truman Mitchell
Go On, Widow Prynne! or, the Scarlet Alphabet
A Restoration Era Romance/Connect-the-Dots Coloring Book
by LaVyrle Mitchell-Chiqlytt
Cordwainer's Window
The Science Fiction of Paul M. A. Linebarger
by Arthur C. Mitchell and Marsula Le Guin
Canning with Vin
A Gastro-Geek's Guide to Preserving Fruit in Spirits
by Julia Childe-Mitchell
Brawny the Wimp
A Graphic Novella
by M. Mitchell (illustrated by Moe Reese-Endack)
Pawn'd For a Fin
Making Big $$$ in the Temporary Loan Business
by Illona "Sharky" Mitchell
Goin'? Whither, Wynn?
The Sad Last Days and Nights of "The Perfect Fool"
by Mitzie Mitchell (as told to Robert Osborne)
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