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Monday, May 6, 2019

Disambiguation II: Sonny and Cher

See Bono relax on a Macy’s bergere?
That’s Sonny and chair -- not Sonny and Cher.
See Bono perturbing his pom poms with flair?
That’s Sonny and cheer -- not Sonny and Cher.

Marinating is Bono his barbecue fare?
That’s Sonny and char -- not Sonny and Cher.
Who’s Bono’s new partner? (What some people wear!)
That’s Sonny and Charo -- not Sonny and Cher.

Does Bono with infamous Communists pair?
That’s Sonny and Cho -- not Sonny and Cher.
Does Bono do dishes (“Jus’ doin’ my share”)?
That’s Sonny and chore -- not Sonny and Cher.

See Bono breathe Switzerland’s chill Alpine air?
That’s Sonny and Chur -- not Sonny and Cher.
See Bono kiss Charilyn? No love loss there.
That’s Sonny and Cher. Yep, that’s Sonny and Cher.

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