Narcissistic Personality Disorder or The Ill Eagle

My Russian dramatic fave...? Chekhov’s The Seagull.
Norwegians who’ll trigger tears...? Edward H. Grieg’ll.
A canine one learns to love...? Peke-…wait: a beagle!
Worst guilty obsession...? (Is Oprah illegal...?)
What weakens one’s will to win...? Chronic fatigue’ll
World’s fav’rite dead princess...? Di [sob] was so-o-o-o regal.
But what’s more distressing than Ben “Bugsy” Siegel...?
One lemon-pate head of state ve-e-e-e-e-e-ery ill eagle.