Lines Laid Down Somewhere Between Prattsburg, PA and Seat Pleassant, MD

I’ve sat in Anaheinie, Callipygia.
My butt I've park'd in Arsealona, Spain.
In Bunnsylfannya’s Bethleham I’ve hunker'd down a tad.
My Nana rests in Kinnebuttport, Maine.

In New York, I plop in Pooperstown and Scarstail.

When in Germany, to Dusselduff I trot.
In Canada...? Quebackside. Also, Oniontario.
And in South Africa...? Buttswana – though it’s hot.

In Buttocksi, Mississippi late last week I took a seat.

In Dallass, Texass sev'ral times I’ve tour’d.
In Prairie Tushien, Wisconsin once I took a load off.
It’s asstonishing! Fantasstic! (And assurd!)

I bought a book of photos of the Bottoman Rumpire.

I’d love to perch there, though I never did.
And Hamstead Heath...? And Crackow, Poland...? Malibooty Breach...?
Sure...though Keister Island’s slightly off the grid.

But Derryere in Ireland...? Austailia’s Canberra...?

Kentuchus in the ol’ US of A...?
I’ve squatted in the lot. Are they assinine? You bot!
Ass for the dread Bumuda Triangle...?                      Someday...