The Ballade of the Apatheist or Is It Sorcerers All the Way Down?

Herr Lorre DeBuv,
who's 1/3 dove,
cries, "Knock! Me door’s that open."
(DeBuv's me Guv:
“When push greets shove,"
I sigh. "I live in hopin.'") 

Lords Lorre DeBuv:
"Enuv's enuv,'
thou pest obsess’d wid 'questin'!
Me: “Pander, Bruv'?
I's 'hand'; Thou's 'glove.'
Whate'er the -Show, Thou’s 'Best-In-'."

(Be Lorre deBuv
the Laird o’ Love
or just a hard-nosed hater?
Or be DeBuv
chimera of
Herr Prestidigitator?)