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Friday, September 20, 2019

The Three Worst Haiku Ever (And Two Candid Reader Responses)


The dreadful haiku: 

One, two, three, four, five;
eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve: 
no seven; no six! 

A, C, E, G, I;  
J, L, N, P, R, T, V:
W and Y!  

Two, four, six, eight, ten;
twelve, fourteen, sixteen, eighteen: 
twenty, twenty-two!  

The EAH response: 

These ARE horrible. 
Did you spend much time on these...?
I hope not. Zowie! 

The DFH response: 

What's that awful smell...?
Is it these stinky Haiku...?
Oh my god: PU!

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