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Friday, October 4, 2019

A 'Sampler' Sampler

Kid lit icon: Little Black Sampler. 
David Berkowitz: Son of Sampler.
Brynner...? Yul’s the King of Siampler. 
Ersatz meat in cans…? That’s Spampler.

Looney Tunes’ Yosemite Sampler. 
Who Wants You…? It's Uncle Sampler.
Dr. Seuss’s Sampler-I-Ampler. 
Trojan malware virus…? Scampler.

Film Director Elia Kazampler.
Captain Marvel's now Shazampler.
Bin Laden Terrorist Osampler. 
60s Rocker Sampler the Shampler.

Golfing’s Sneed: that’s Slammin’ Sampler. 
Butterfly was Cio-cio-sanpler.
Rumpole’s scapegoat: Soapy Sampler. 
Is that the time…? I gotta scrampler.

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