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Wednesday, October 2, 2019

Sheep in Three Colors

Do you remember this pair of Republican rams 
and one ewe from back when the GOP was still 
the GOP?

     Herman Cain 

Blah, blah, Black Sheep: 
when'd you shed your wool...?
Years ago...? Back then, my bro, 
you still laid low at school.
Or did you wait to clean your pate 
till post your pizza thing...?
Or do you bald once fondling's call'd...? 
['Hair'assment's so-o-o right-wing.]

     Rick Perry

Oops! Oops! Orange Sheep: 
use your finger rule:
One...? That's Commerce. Two...? That's Ed. 
Now, three... [Debates are cruel.]
So, whatcha call that camp you own...? 
(Its name’s the racial slur.) 
Say, "African-Amer'can-Head"...? 
Would "Black-Head" you prefer…?

     Michele Bachmann

Yadda, yadda...Yellow sheep: 
your husband's someone's fool.
Claims gays be Huns, "barbariuns": 
he'd drag 'em through his "school."
Is his a school for scandal...? 
Sure it is, if Marc proves gay.
(And, based on YouTube videos, 
the guy's well on his way.)

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