Folderol From a Few Friends

Said our president in recent days,

In his typical, obdurate haze:

“If you really must know,

Far as viruses go,

I liked AIDS, ‘cause it just killed the gays."

                        -- Big Pig, CEO of Hogmalion

There once was a virus corona,
That forced us to stay home alone-a,
As Trump kept on lyin'
More people kept dyin'
Till finally they took his cell phone-a.

                         -- Anonymous from Oregon