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Wednesday, March 25, 2020

Folderol From a Few Friends

Said our president in recent days,
In his typical, obdurate haze:
“If you really must know,
Far as viruses go,
I liked AIDS, ‘cause it just killed the gays."
                        -- Big Pig, CEO of Hogmalion

There once was a virus corona,
That forced us to stay home alone-a,
As Trump kept on lyin'
More people kept dyin'
Till finally they took his cell phone-a.
                         -- Anonymous from Oregon

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