Cautionary Charm in the Time of Corona: an Instructional Audio

Stay safe! Stay sane!

Stay sane! Stay safe!

Stay clear of tripe! 
Stay clear of trayf!

Stay the Land of the Free!

Stay the Home of the Brayf!

(Ralph Vaughn Williams's name…?

Brits pronounce his name ‘Rayf.’

Know the French word ‘café’…?

Brutes pronounce that word ‘kayf.’)
Stay at home! Please don't chafe!
What'sa matta?! Y'all 'dayf'...?