A Mixology Briefing from the Bartender-in-Chief

     It's Fallback Friday. Pick his poison!

"I tell my base in rampant candor:

'Try my Brandy Purexander!'

Flat out stuff the ballot box...

then try my Clorox on the Rocks!

For giving virus rumors rest,

my Piña Colalysol’s best.

And, no! I don't know Mussolini.

Meantime, try my Boratini!"

     Coda

"My hunch...? A touch of indigestion's
 actin' up. Still...no more questions."