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Friday, April 24, 2020

A Mixology Briefing from the Bartender-in-Chief

     It's Fallback Friday. Pick his poison!

"I tell my base in rampant candor:
'Try my Brandy Purexander!'
Flat out stuff the ballot box...
then try my Clorox on the Rocks!
For giving virus rumors rest,
my Piña Colalysol’s best.
And, no! I don't know Mussolini.
Meantime, try my Boratini!"

     Coda

"My hunch...? A touch of indigestion's
 actin' up. Still...no more questions."

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