Frontiersman/hero (if you trust the spin):
Daniel Boone.
Deport all freakin' Rus who're Lorna's kin!
Ban Yul Doone!
Moral:
Danny...? Yul...? Neither's cool.*
* One alternate pronunciation of 'Yul'
necessitates that the final half of the line be
read 'Both be dull.' (Smoking, nonsmoking:
we are proud to offer both.)
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Bombshell (blondine), symbol (sex).
Adorable Diana Dors.
Their nosh...? Tyrannosaurus Rex:
The 'orrible Yaidanadaurs.
Moral:
That boobs make broads dyscraysic (sic)...?
Abroad since mid-Jurayssic (sic).
Poet Poe pens nonsense verse. "Plus...phun," puns Uly, "I disburse." Its gamut runs from spam to worse. The po'sy posted...? Poe's diverse -- most, postcards from his universe, replies to grudges he must nurse. My summary...? Let me be terse: a mitzva, mostly. (Not a curse.)
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Composed and illustrated in 2019, each verse of poetaster Ulysses ("Uly") Poe's illuminated nonsense lyric "What A's ... -
His MAGA baseball cap is red. Or else just hair sits there instead: there's rarely nothing ON his head, tho' often nothing IN it. ...
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