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Saturday, May 2, 2020

Runcibl'd Saturday

Frontiersman/hero (if you trust the spin):
Daniel Boone.
Deport all freakin' Rus who're Lorna's kin!
Ban Yul Doone!

     Moral:
Danny...? Yul...? Neither's cool.*

     * One alternate pronunciation of 'Yul' 
necessitates that the final half of the line be 
read 'Both be dull.' (Smoking, nonsmoking:
we are proud to offer both.)

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Bombshell (blondine), symbol (sex).
Adorable Diana Dors.
Their nosh...? Tyrannosaurus Rex:
The 'orrible Yaidanadaurs.

     Moral:
That boobs make broads dyscraysic (sic)...?
Abroad since mid-Jurayssic (sic).

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