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Wednesday, June 3, 2020

Runcibl'd Spooner: Cue the "Hah-Har-r-r-r"s!

Directors filming crowd scenes
urge their extras, ”Start your walla!”
“Peas ‘n’ carrots…” 
(Pisan carrots…?)
“Peas ‘n’ carrots…”
while pirates drafting treasure maps
who lack incentives holla',
“Keys ‘n’ parrots…” 
(Quays ‘n’ parrots…?)
“Keys ‘n’ parrots.”

      Moral:
When photo shoot flies skull ‘n’ bones,
'twill go the route of Davy Jones.

"We're Ready For Our
Closeups, Mr. DeMille"
by Ulysses Poe
colored pencil on copy paper
digitally enhanced
8 1/2' by 11"

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