World Heritage etc., etc. -- Grapesland

"Grapesland"

Sung (it must be sung) to the tune 
of Chuck Berry's "Memphis, Tennessee" 
(and, ideally, accompanied by Johnny 
Rivers's '57 Stratocaster.)

Help me, Infor-
Maven, to en-
roll each Pinot 
gris...each Shi-
raz, Merlot, each 
noir Pinot -- plus 
each Verdot (Pe-
tit)...! 'Cuz, 
when I'm through, we'll -- 
me 'n' you -- en-
joy a vintage 
spree...inside 
El "Vin" Aros' 
Grapesland, down in 
Memphis, Tennes-
see.