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Sunday, August 9, 2020

The Trump/Biden Pre-Election Cognitive Test

      In the interests of a free and fair election, 

both candidates are referenced by name in the 

body of the text, Mr. Biden in the thirteenth 

line, Mr. Trump several lines thereafter, their

positions in the poem, their height or depth, 

reflective of their current positions, high or

low, in a cross section of polls.


Ring-ding-a-ding! So: if one would be King,

     of the

things one must do, what’s the very first thing…?

     To sing,

“Ab-ra-ca-dab! Badda bing, badda boom!

     Cu-cu-

ru-cu-cu-ru! Ding-dong-ding, ding-dong-doom!

     Eenie-

meen, eenie-mine! Fiddle-diddle-dee-dee!

     Ga-ga-

ga-ram ma-sa-la! Hee-haw! Ho! Haw-hee!

     In-a-

gadda-da-veed! Ja-da-Joe-ja-da-jing!

     Kan-kee-

kee! Kama-sutra! La-dah-doo-dah-ding!

     Ma-ma-

mi-a! Na-nu! Ob-la-di! Ob-la-Don!

     Pa-pa-

raz-zi! Quee-queg! Ra-ma-la-ma! Soup-çon!   

     Tra-la-

la! Ubu Roi! Va-va-va-va-va-voom!

     Whack-a-

mole! Xa-na-doo! Yip-pee! Zizz-zizz-i-zoom!”

     Having

sung the above, what’s the second-most thing…?

    One must

sing it all…backwardsIF one would be King.

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