Antic Anagranimals: the Axolotl

Lox to Al. Smoked 

salmon on a 

bagel, mail'd to 

Aloysius.

     Ax tool L…? Get 

rid of gadget 

twelve! Fresh gear for 

all militias!

Lot-A-Lox. Brand 

new on shelves: ten 

pounds of Nova. 

(Me...? I love it.)

     All too X…? We

don’t know what it 

is, but there’s a 

shitload of it.

To all, XO. I 

close with love and 

kisses. P. S.: 

best to Don.

     Loo talx…? Just the 

stuff lads say, fools’

wisecracks crack’d while 

in the john.

Lola…? Tox! Don’t 

date Dolores – 

she of the con-

tagious lips!  

     Loot LAX! Let’s rob an 

airport. (When…? On 

one of our next 

west-coast trips.)

LX…? O,’ a 

lot. In Roma, 

sixty-some of 

something’s much.

     Axolotl…? 

Salamander 

boasting skin you 

love to touch.

Tax Lolo…? Let O-

bama’s stepdad 

shirk his “duty”…? 

Ain’t no way!

     So 

goes a list of 

anagrams from 

L, T, O, L, 

O, X, A.