Suckers, Losers or Mr. POTUS Doesn't Regret

     "Be All You Can Be"

                 -- Former Army recruiting slogan

Long-haul truckers…? Could be cruisers.

They ain’t suckers. They ain’t losers.

Snoozers should be sitting duckers.

Losers...? Nope! Nor be they suckers.

 

Pass-the-buckers might be schmoozers.

They ain’t suckers. They aint losers.

Musers...? Right! They're thunderstruckers.

Losers...? Nope! Nor be they suckers.

 

Oyster shuckers can turn oozers.

They ain’t suckers. They ain’t losers.

Beggar'd ruckers can’t be choosers.

Still, not suckers. Nor, yet, losers.

 

Texan Cruzers...? Some seem schmuckers.

They ain’t losers. They ain’t suckers.

Rural Hoosiers...? Few be chuckers.

They ain’t losers. They ain’t suckers.

 

Now your POTUS has reveal’d:

dying on some foreign field

turns you loser, makes you suck.

WTF, Drumpf…?! WTF...?!