The Placozoa Chronicles, Episode 13: Jumpin' Jesus

"Pleated-Panted Palestrina"

     Ep. 13: Caza Polo 

My Master's "...me tangere, Nolo*"
means, I gather, "I'd rather prance solo."
But whatever it means
He's seen struttin' His jeans
down at Lauren's saloon, Caza Polo.

    * 'Noli,' strictly. Still, Bible narratives

have been routinely adjusted with more 

far-reaching consequences than one of

achieving a nonsense rhyme.