Runcibl'd Spooner: Borstal Ploy

"The Bluefish Brothers:
Further Poissons of Interest"

Marks which tele- 

graph: "I've doubts a-

bout the words I 

hide inside 'em":
Scare Quotes.
     Brendan* labels 

Glasgow's Nancys
thus. (How better 

to deride 'em!):
"Quare Scotes!"
     Moral:
It's not easy 

bein' *Behan.