Runcibl'd Spooners: Comes the Dawn + Chums o' Don

Comic Brit --

one fa-a-ar from poorest:
Dawn French.
Bambi tinkles in the forest:
Fawn drench.
     Moral:
Antic goon...?
Meet antler'd 'toon.

It's taken some* 'til '20 

to acknowledge: 

Black Lives Matter!

McConnell...? He's Life's 

kidney, life's urethra... 

Mac...? Life's bladder.

     Moral:

Life's a Mitch.

     * J. Kushner and D. Drumpf 

not among them.