The Placozoa Chronicles, Episodes 22 & 23: Of Candidates & Randy Dates

     Ep. 22: Looza PAC

If you're running for office, you know
how essential the need is for dough.
So: despite your poor polling
and penchant for trolling,
a Looza PAC cushions each blow.

     Ep. 23: Opal A. Zóç

I'm remembering Opal A. Zóç,

on whose Glock appear'd many a notch.

She'd keep track of each tryst --

for her mill, each one's grist.

Some she'd dominate; others she'd botch.