Haikuplets

     Haikuneiform

Ancient Near East.

Earliest writing system.

Logo-syllabic.

     Gilgamesh epic.

Surpassing all other kings.

Ozymandias. 

     Haikushner

Madame Tussaud look.

In-law; scofflaw; clapperclaw.

Keeps a kosher home.

     Mr. Ivanka

fails to pass a background check.

Whoopee, Kushioner!

     Haikugat

Gigolo music.

Waldorf after World War II.

Cugie draws cartoons.

     Fancies chihuahuas.

"Holiday in Mexico."

Abbe...? Meet Charo!

     Haikool

Menthol cigarette;

70-millimeters:
Brown and Williamson.

     Willie the Penguin;

Filter Kings & Super Longs:

Cancer of the lung.

      Haikualalumpur

Jungle...? Meet tin mine!

‘Lumpur’...? Local word for “mud.”
Twinn'd city...? Dubai.

     Say it in Malay:

Wilayah Persekutuan

Kuala Lumpur.

     Haikublaikahn

Genghis's grandchild;

Shi ying shao jing zhi lan feng:

Spring on Fragrant Hill.

     King o' the Mongols;

or, A Vision in a Dream:
person from Porlock.

     Haikukla

Fran(ces) Allison.

Cecil Bill and Beulah Witch.

Ollie and Fletcher.

     Madame Oglepuss.

Kuklapolitan Players.

'Puppet' per Putin.

 

Haikudrow 

Haikubrick

Haikuchen
Haikucinich
Haikudlow
Haikudos
Haikudu
Haikudzu
Haikugel
Haikuiperbelt
Haikukkiwon
Haikukulkan
Haikultur
Haikuklux
Haikumar
Haikumquat
Haikunegunda
Haikungfu
Haikupcinet
Haikuril
Haikurosawa
Haikurtvonnegut
Haikuwait
Haikuykendahl
Haikuzma