Repost: 13 Abecedarial Rock Bands of the Near Future

ABle Was I...?
Palindromic and twee.
CaDre...?
Your kids will ignore their CD.

EFfusion...?
A foursome less fab, more forlorn. 
GHosts In Machines...?
Five kazoos, one French Horn. 

I, Jambot...?
From Ijamsville...? Ja! Und they’ll jam. 
KLangfarber...?
Lukewarm about ’em I am.) 

MNemosyne’ll
groove in a Grateful Dead vein.  
OPerabuffa
will classic'lly train. 

QuaRe...? 
They'll lose EuroVis ’69
STand Up, Stupid!...? 
Pre-pre-teens...great-grandkids of mine.  

The Rays...? 
A band formerly known as UV. 
The WaX...?
Yeah, they’ll polish your Pro – for a fee.

San YZidro...?
The first rockers bless'd by the Pope.
(And there’s bound to be more:
best abandon all hope.)