Runcibl'd Spooner: Gotta Dance!

Sip it neat or sip it chill'd;
sure'n' it's bound to get you tight:
Bailey's Irish Cream. 
     Paddy's fish which Sandy shill'd 

down at social dance last night:
ceilidh's Irish bream.

     Moral:

You say 'bodhran' and I say 'potatoes.'