Elderbrary (Unpub)

     (Archaedia Acres Retirement Community's lending 

library features book and video titles aimed at now-older 

readers navigating their golden years.)

 
L. Frank Baum’s "The Wizened of Oz" 
 
Tennessee Williams’s "A Streetcar Named Erectile Dysfunction" 
 
Louis Malle’s "Zazie dans le Metamucil" 
 
James Joyce’s "A Portrait of the Arthritic as an Ol’ Fart"  
 
Helen Gurley Brown’s "Sex with a Shingles Girl"  
 
Thorne Smith’s "Topper Takes a Nap"

  
John Updike's "Rabbit Redundant" and "Rabbit Resuscitated"
 
Howard Hawks’s "Bringing Up Bubbe"  
 
Alfred Hitchcock’s "Dial M for Menopause"  
 
Astrid Lindgren’s "Pippi Support Hose" 
 
Bernardo Bertolucci’s "Last Black Bottom in Leisure World"  
 
William Blake’s "Songs of Senescence"

 
A. A. Milne’s "Winnie Can't Pooh" (per GFH)   
 
A. A. Milne’s "Now We Are Sixty" (per GFH)   
 
"Toothless in Seattle"   
 
William Faulkner’s "As I Lay Decomposing" 
 
"The Olde Indifference Shop"

 
"The World According To AARP" 
 
"The Second Vespers of Miss Jean Brodie"  
 
"Senior Citizen Kane" 
 
"Nonagenerian Ninja Turtles"  
 
"Superannuatedman"

  
"The Karate Oikutsu"  
 
"To Kill An Early-Bird Special"   
 
"The Retired Rascals Get Hip Replacements"  
 
"Zen And The Art Of Zimmer Frame Repair"

  
"Some Prefer It Tepid"

 
 "Catch-102" 
 
"The Dental Implants at San Luis Rey"  
 
"Golden Years Boy"