The Arts of Letters A to J (Unpub)

The arts of A…? Apartheid arts.
Herr Herge's Alph-Art hardly starts.* 
Each agitates one’s applecarts.
 
     * Tintin's final (and incomplete) adventure 

The arts of B broach Bogart's arts, 
Bart Simpson's, Beaux-‘ ‘n’ Bonaparte's. 
(Regard 'em – partly -- braggarts' arts.)  

The arts of C be arts o’ chart. 
C's arts appear at Nimes and Chartres.  
Corot owns stock in Cuisineart.  

Shiv-sharpen'd darts draw D's deft arts: 
D'Artagnan hurls 'em, then departs.  
Asks arch Cartesian R. Descartes: 
"Do Artful Dodgers, play their parts…?"  

Each E enjoys its eBART arts, 
while F, through “artch’ry,” flings its farts.
(The farther 'part, the finer th'arts.) 
 
One art of G…? ‘Tis go-kart art,
though some's kick-started by Moss Hart. 
An art of H…? Its art's all heart.

The art of I, in fits 'n' starts, 
imparts, much like that smart-ass Bart,*
an artlessness unto its art.
 
     * Cf stanza two above. 

The arts of J employ the jart.