Asstonishing! or Lines Written at Seat Pleassant (Past)

     I’ve
dined in Anaheinie, Callipygia.
     I’ve
sat me down in Arsealona, Spain.
     In
Bunnsylfannya’s Bethleham I‘ve visited my sister.
     My
Nana lives in Kinnebuttport, Maine.
 
     In New
York, I’ve pass’d through Pooperstown and Scarstail.
     When in
Germany, to Dusselduff I trot.
     In  
Canada, Quebackside. Also, Oniontario.
     In South
Africa…? Buttswana (though it’s hot).
 
     On Butt-
ocksi, Mississippi last July I paid a call.
     In
 Dallass, Texass, maybe twice I’ve tour’d.
     In
Prairie Tushien, Wisconsin yesterday I stopp’d.
     It’s ass-
tonishing! In fact, it’s all absurd.
 
     I
bought a book of pictures of the Bottoman Rumpire.
     I
plann’d to visit, but I never did.
     There’s
Hamstead Heath and Crackow, Poland. Malibooty Breach.
     (Keister
Island still sits somewhere off the grid.)
 
     There’s
Derryere in Ireland. Austailia’s Canberra.
     Ken-
tuchus in the good ol’ USA.
     I’ve
visited the lot. So: are they asinine or not…?
     (I’ll tread the
dread Bumuda Triangle…someday…)