Mr. Misogynist's Book III (11)

Annie...? Turn'd tranny. 

Aretha'll prove lethal.
Blanche bought the ranch; 

meanwhile, Beth's got bad breath.
     Crystal's a pistol. 

Coleen...? Ex-marine.
Danielle's gone ta hell. 

Dana...? Dana's near death.
 
Emma...? Unfeminine. 

Edie is seedy.
Fern...? Slow to learn, 

and Francine's just thirteen.
     Ginny...? Too skinny. 

Gail's not made bail.
Hazel's voice...? Nasal 

and Hal's an ol' queen.
 
Irma's from Burma. 

Ida...? None wider.
Judy's caught cooties 

and Jane's just a pain!
     Kate screams, "I'm late!" 

Kyra's crack'd mirras.
Lakshmi lacks knack, see...? 

Lorraine...? Best refrain.
 
Misty's facisti! 

Maryah...? Pariah!
Natalie...? "Fat"al. 

Noreen's best not seen.
     Ottile...? A schlemiel! 

(I can’t help how I feel.)
Pilar is sub-par

and Paloma's a Green. 
 
Queen still makes scenes -- 

Queen's cousin's made dozens!

Ramona's a lonah. 

They sent Rae away.
     Sorcha...? She'll scorch ya' 

while Sal's not a gal.
Tori...? Weird story... 

Tess insists that you pay!
 
Una’s a goon, 

a maroon, a buffoon.  
Viv will not give you 

the time of the day.
Willemina...? 'V’ya seen ‘er...? 

Xanthippe...? Cheap chippy! 
Yardley...? Not hardly! 

And Zelda..? She's gay!