Dynel J. Drumpf (Past)

      Dynel J. Drumpf: a Profile in Textile 

     Drawing in chemical marker, Crayola and UberGlow 

tanning foam (Metallic Sunshine) below actual blonde 

Dynel hairpiece -- He isn't fake anything: he's real Dynel -- 

attached to 16" x 20" canvas.

      By Ulysses Poe

     (This canvas temporarily on inter-library loan to The 

Dynel J. Drumpf Presidential Library and MAGA Fashion 

Accessories Retail Outlet Store, Palm Beach, Florida.)

 

Vibrissae-frizz'd, Dynel J. Drumpf 

limns lists of adversaries' names.
Re: bristles quizz'd, Dynel J. Drumpf
dismisses spiels near open flames.

Im--postiche--plants* Dynel J. Drumpf

insists, to all who'd heed, "They're real."

Mane-niacal Dynel J. Drumpf

burlesques a boned banana peel!

     * An example of the Latin rhetorical device known 

as 'tmesis' or 'cutting,' whereby one word is inserted in 

between the separated components of an adjacent 

compound word. 'Cutting' further provides an example 

of another such device, one of irony. 

Copolymer'd Dynel J. Drumpf

promotes his Union Carbide Stocks.

Faux-fibre-coiff'd Dynel J. Drumpf

thrice violates Ms. Goldilocks.

Maize-merkin-mopp'd Dynel J. Drumpf

claims, "Only Herr repairs what's wrong."

Toupeeriwigg'd Dynel J. Drumpf:

so long's your hair! So, Herr: So long!