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Wednesday, June 8, 2022

Locked! Unlooted...? A Joke







     Disembodied Voice: 
"No-knock, no-knock!"

     Unsuspecting Citizen: 
"Who's there...?"

     DV: 
"Warrant!"

     UC: 
"Warrant who...?"

    DV: 
"Warrant nothin' 
but the sound 
o' yer civil rights 
exitin' south." 

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