"No-knock, no-knock!"
Unsuspecting Citizen:
"Who's there...?"
DV:
"Warrant!"
UC:
"Warrant who...?"
DV:
"Warrant nothin'
but the sound
o' yer civil rights
exitin' south."
Lolita, light of my life... ...might fail to yell "Foil!"... ...or opt to yell "Epee!" -- she's just that unpredic...
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