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Thursday, June 9, 2022

Raj-ma-taj; Or, Meet The Miss Fussels




     Major 
Algernon ("Busty") McStrussells
     (whose re-
galia included three bustles)
     ran a 
bitch he referr'd to as "Fussels,"
      who the
Major fed sprouts he call'd Brussels.
     Not from 
litters of Labs or Jack Russells,
     with more 
cellulite tissue than muscles, 
     she was 
ever a canine who hustles
     to a-
void losing desperate tussles.












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