Raj-ma-taj; Or, Meet The Miss Fussels

     Major 

Algernon ("Busty") McStrussells

     (whose re-

galia included three bustles)

     ran a 

bitch he referr'd to as "Fussels,"

      who the

Major fed sprouts he call'd Brussels.

     Not from 

litters of Labs or Jack Russells,

     with more 

cellulite tissue than muscles, 

     she was 

ever a canine who hustles

     to a-

void losing desperate tussles.