Bio penn'd by Robert Graves.
Gruesome gram: your gams rate raves.
Goodbye to All That / Good thigh to ol' bat
Re hoofers, who're ya trustin,' mister...?
Ma mere births, yet I've no sister.
In Fred Astaire / Instead, a frere
Isaac thinks it thinks it thinks.
Can't you see your boyfriend stinks...?
I, Robot / Eye beau rot
Song in which sapience takes a vacation.
Might he risk fording our fortification?
Mairzy doats / Dares he moats...?
Cocktail never made with rum.
Mark Twain's Huckleberry's cum.
Gin fizz / Finn jiz
Word to tag espousal cheaten'.
Question re maize -- whether eaten.
Fornicate / "Corn, if ate..."
Pharaoh: let our water through!
They'll get Drumpf. (They'll get you, too).
The Aswan Dam / Thee, as Don: Wham!
Crunch all you want.
Threatens U Thant.
We'll make more / "Me'll wake war"
Scenic Golden Gate Bridge site.
Former Dublin mayor's fight.
Frisco bay / Briscoe fray
Cuppa joe with milk or cream.
NASA's punchline is a scream.
Cafe au lait / Laugh...? AOK!
'Tis timed to the sun...
not the moonlight, eh, Hon...? *
Sooner or later / 'tain't lunar, our seder
* Sooner or later (or Spooner or ladle),
initials exchange -- ala graveyard to cradle.
-- Anon
Entomb me in Great Plains location.
Get gay on reclining Asian
Bury me on the lone prairie / Merry be on the prone Lei Ree
Scenic Golden Gate Bridge site.
Former Dublin mayor's fight.
Frisco bay / Briscoe fray
Cuppa joe with milk or cream.
My next anecdote's a scream.
Cafe au lait / Laugh, eh...? Okay...?
A Mycenaean ruin.
Colbert and what he's doin’.
Lion Gate / Guy on late
A further three minutes in prize fight with you.
Count out the beats: "...an' a one an' a two..."
Second round / Reckon'd sound
Cowhands (defunct) herd to sound of guitars.
Emcees of sarcasms levell'd at stars.
Ghost riders / Roast guiders
Your sib's asleep; it ain't no nap.
The options you prefer...? All crap!
Your brother's drunk / Your druthers...? Bunk!
Perhaps new ways to steal.
Brit cop shops that are real.
New tricks / True nicks
-- GFH
On TV, Wodehouse gets rehash'd.
Manner whereby beasts get trash'd.
"The Code of the Mulliners" / The mode of the cullin'ers
Steals from S&L. (Not nice.)
Robert..? Yeah, he stinks on ice.
Robs bank / Bob's rank
Grade Z: cheaper by the dozen.
Code hitch outlaws wedding cousin.
Rotten eggs / Knot in regs
In '46 this song was hot.
Paul and Kitty tie the knot.
Gal in Calico / Kallen-Gallico
Finger bling shows how you feel.
Mongo's Tsar's a boorish heel.
Mood ring / Rude Ming
Laid down macadam for me.
Held back wage (I work'd for free).
Paved my way / Waved, my pay
I aced (all A's!) my education.
Hear me as I warn the nation.
High marks / My "Hark!"s
Phrase which trails 'When in the course...'
Look who's yellin' 'til he's hoarse.
'Human events' / View man: he vents
Business deals in pimps 'n' 'ho's.
Spell on king" "So: where's your clothes...?"
Sex for hire / Hex for sire
Canine army need.
Gilded lesser breed.
Dog o' war / Woggo d'or
Steer toward coast; I've had enough.
Hutch where's kept one's bit o' fluff.
Head for shore / shed for whore
Grand Master of grotesquerie.
Deviant...but minorly.
Merwyn Peake / Pervin' meek
Der Fuehrer of the Flugelhorn...
gets Ms. Rivers on the horn:
Miles Davis dials Mavis.
Matters backwards you have got.
Alphabet'cal order...not.
The cart before the horse / The 'heart' before the 'coarse'
Kinder- und Hausmärchen lore.
Python wizard’s relic store.
Grimms’ Tales / Tim’s Grails
Coda
From "Black Sox" to "The Field of Dreams."
A play with lacks pro-Juden themes.
A run which Blake and Sissel teams.
A drama ducking Yiddish memes.
Its pit band airs no klezmer screams.
No Mogen David's sewn in seams.
With script produced by Leans or Neames.
Shoeless Joe / Jew-less show
Crispy-coated cruller -- sorta.
Up 'n' at 'em, Mr. Porter!
Kaiser roll / Rise, Herr Cole
Menotti's saint here rents her pad.
Running plaint from lad unclad.
Bleeker Street / Streaker bleat
Manual of joy, of pain.
Scan, you-all, the skies for rain.
Book o' Love / Look above
Tontine sparks a comic plot.
Weed deliv'ry system’s hot!
The Wrong Box / The bong rocks!
Never quite Br'er Rabbit's peer.
Said of Brother Johann's gear.
Br'er Fox / Frere Bach's
Member of the Sûreté.
Spring arrives in drizzly way.
Maigret / Gray May
An artful Dodger in his day.
Fitzgerald rears, then shies away.
Roy Campanella / Coy, rampin' Ella
The world's least-uncontested zone.
The most fun had when you're alone.
The West Bank / The best wank
A back-yard fete o'erseen by Jeeves.
The lad who monitors reprieves.
Garden party / Pardon guard, he.
Garden party / Pardon guard, he.
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