Fledermaus Mach speed puts on.
Homberg East Missouri'ns don.
Bat out o' hell / Hat out o' Belle
Royal princesses 'n' princes.
Dog bite bane. (Who's bitten winces.)
Regal babies / Beagle rabies
Steep some, swallow...and relax.
Heap'd up propolis 'n' wax.
Book of Tea / Took of Bee
-- GFH
Bumm'd I bought (though no one cares).
Michael's thought on stocks and shares.
Buyer's Remorse / Myers re: Bourse
Break-in! (Barbershop in Queens.)
Tutored crooks in forging greens.
Caught Trespassing / Taught Cress Passing
Boycott raisins! (Best start small.)
How do I like Donald's fall...?
Not A Fig Ban / Not A Big Fan
Easier to say than do.
Dover Cliffs...? A tow'ring view!
Talk Is Cheap / Chalk Is Steep
Tart-theft trial in Wonderland.
Sprints grown quickly out of hand.
A Raucous Case / A Caucus Race
Joyce has dream.
Drumpf has scheme.
Finnegans Wake / Win Again’s Fake -- GFH
Such melodious bits of fluff.
Much like diamonds in the rough.
Pretty Girls / Gritty Pearls
ER nurses have your back.
Find your pup, Spot, on that stack.
Help Is On The Way / Whelp Is On The Hay
As Brits would have it: "Mind the Gap!"
A tub bath...? Lose the bathing cap.
A Word O' Caution / Occurr'd: A Washin'
In Chi, where immigrants carouse.
Those epic poets love their cows.
Back O' The Yards / Yak O' The Bards
"Semper Fi" dispenses clout.
If it hadn't, I'd have gout.
Proud To Be A Marine / Bowed To Me! A Purine!
Novel Japanese adore.
Nice girl from an upper floor.
Tale Of Genji / Gail Of 10G
-- GFH
Protecting women’s right to choose.
Distress'd with try to stamp out booze.
Roe v. Wade / Woe v. Raid
-- GFH
Plead your case but whisper low.
"Think ye thou deserve it...? No!"
Beg In Your Ear / Egg In Your Beer
Ev'ry door to you's now open.
You'll let out the cat, I'm hopin.'
Key To The City / "See To The Kitty!"
Trust you...? Ain't no way, you louse.
Graphs the gas used at your house.
Your Cheating Heart / Your Heating Chart
Last words spoke before you run.
Al to Dubya: "Are we done...?"
"Four To Go!" / Gore To Foe
Directives for the use of force.
Monsters drinking blood, of course.
Rules Of Engagement / Ghouls of Enragement
Firing those who fuck things up.
Commie golfers reach the cup.
Heads Will Roll / Reds Will Hole
Fructose...? Dextrose...? Heaven knows!
Tissues to de-schmutz one's nose.
Sugar Beets / Booger Sheets
The hand is quicker than the eye.
Assassinated Irish guy.
Magic Trick / Tragic Mick
Obligations...? Mine...? They are!
Finn the publican wipes bar.
Buck Stops Here / Huck Sops Beer
A blimp ride, Sun- through Saturday.
The snout on lout from Brussels pays.
A Week On A Balloon / A Beak On A Walloon
More of Carroll's nonsense schtick.
Eternal Town's arithmetic.
Mome Raths / Rome Maths
Book that won a Booker Prize.
Lands of royal Spanish guys.
The Remains Of The Day / Demesnes Of The Rey
They'll clog your lungs and curb your breath.
A stiffen'd carcass augers death.
Cigarettes / Rigor Sets
For sending wires, most versatile.
It's Drumpf's abrupt campaigning style.
Morse Code / Coarse Mode
They're useful makin' Muscadet.
Around the set see Clark sashay.
Table Grapes / Gable Traipse
Nachos...? Si! (They don't serve scones).
The inn Johann Sebastian owns.
Taco Bell / Bach Hotel
Install on your device; get Smarties.
Booster of the Labour Party's:
Candy App / Andy Capp
Loves all games which use a ball.
The Alamo...? More short than tall.
Sports Fan / Fort's Span
The Year of the Rabbit per Vietnamese.
Aperitif guzzled by Big Easy sleaze.
Year Of The Cat / Kir Of The Yat
String up Veep upon your gallows...?
Suffer sorrow by All Hallows.
Hang Pence / Pang Hence
Has Iron Mike stepp'd in the ring...?
Has my boy done this dreadful thing...?
Is That Mike Tyson...? / Is That Tyke My Son...?
Pack'd a sandwich; pack'd a few.
Three Norwegians and a Jew.
The Box Lunch / The Lox Bunch
As well as cymbals on her knees.
What renders debs a bitch to please.
Bells On Her Toes / Tells On Her beaux
Greens 'n' dressings, all self-serve.
He of heroes sings with verve.
Salad Bar / Ballade Czar
Prove that you're no feeble reed.
Plant, then cultivate, some weed.
Show Some Grit / Grow Some Shit
Asylum care to cure your ills.
Outrunnin' Dennis to them pills.*
Rest In Bodmin / Bestin' Rodman
* Like 'rocks,' a slang term for basketballs
Aid in slippin' on a pair.
Horton's chum what's lost its hair.
Shoehorn / Who, Shorn
Knock'd Floridians' resort.
Dismiss'd small spider: "You're too short!":
Pann'd Key West / Cann'd Wee Pest
Bread bun where a wiener's found.
Rectum of a German hound.
Hot Dog Roll / Rott Dog Hole
Head to house of correction.
Gender-transition direction:
Go to Jail / 'Joe' to 'Gail'
Freeways poet Frost won't jog.
Yardwork "No way!"'d by a frog:
Roads Not Taken / Toad's Not Rakin'
Tureen of bouillon (with spaghetti).
Quintessence animating Betty.
Bowl Of Soup / Soul Of Boop
Co-eds screams as idol nears.
Palookas shedding pails of tears.
Bobby Soxers / Sobby Boxers
God of Nature framed with leaves.
Source of tsuris Gramps receives.
Green Man / Mean Gran
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