What's globular, plastic-coated, titian-topp'd and balder than a cacklefruit...?
resembling nothing more nor less than one
alarmingly porcine ball -- whether spit-,
sour-, soft-, odd-, low-, scuzz-, scum-,
butter-, puff-, moth-, foos-, hair-, golf-,
sleaze-, base-, dirt-, screw-, slime-, goof-,
curve-, black-, cannon-, knuckle- or
Just ask your Hate Ball a yes-or-no
question, then shake it three times and
turn it upside down to read the answer
appearing in its bay window, an answer
always expressed, of course, in only good
words -- indeed, "the very best words."
A small selection of
MAGAgic Hate Ball Answers:
"GRAB
'EM BY THE
PUSSY."
"JEB LIKES
ILLEGALS BECAUSE
OF HIS WIFE."
"THEY'RE
MURDERERS, THEY'RE
RAPISTS."
"I HAVE
DOUBTS HE WAS BORN
IN THIS COUNTRY."
"MIDLER IS AN
EXTREMELY UNATTRACTIVE
WOMAN."
"I HAVE A GREAT
RELATIONSHIP WITH
THE BLACKS."
"BAN ALL
MUSLIMS ENTERING
THE US..."
"HATE
IS WHAT WE
NEED."
"LAZINESS
IS A TRAIT OF
BLACKS..."
"I
LOVE THE POORLY
EDUCATED."
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