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Monday, June 19, 2023

Two more from "The Porch"

Neither borrower nor lender be,
but buy her jar o' myrrh or send her ghee:
your ghee/myrrh blend will suit her to a T.

There is a tide when, taken at the flood,
will kiss a side of bacon fat, M'lud,
and so assure the court: there'll be no blood!

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