Four more from "The Porch"

     XLII. From "Bovines Beyond Burgess" 

I've never seen a purple cow. I hope,
if ever green or turquoise, brown, dun, taupe...
if even coal-black bovines show, I'll cope.

     XLIII. From "The Breeze and I" 

Who has seen the wind...? Nor you nor I,

nor Rooskie, Wiener, Hindu, Jew nor Chi-

nese dude. Who'd claim to have done tells a lie.

     XLIV. From "Homer's Oddity" 

Andra moi ennepe Mousa polutropon, hos...

Bond employs enemas, choosing to shoot into Ross

a solution which leaves The New Yorker's doyen "at a loss." 

 

     XLV. From "Miss Lee'd Mislead" 

Drink to me, but only with thine eyes

which wink with glee. Don't moan thy myths, thy lies;

just foist your two-faced fibs on wide-eyed guys.