Never Dated, Never Mated, Nowt But Nom'nally Related

     I. 

Kipling's Kim and Ms. Kardashian;
players both -- in each's "fashian":
He the Great Game made his own.
She...? Just known for being known.

     Upcoming pairs: 

Howdy Holmes and Howdy Doody;

Pip Pirrip and Pip Torrens;

     (More to come; work in progress)