PlaysWell's newest Nonsense comes from guest blogger
DFH, with additional materials provided by EAH and GFH and
a final edit by UP. To date, the whole contraption consists of
50+ verses. But watch this space: the ultimate number and
ordering of verses has yet to be determined.
The Preface:
Once The Nation's Nightmare's dead,
herein's what Hist'ry hopes gets said:
The Poem:
He truly was; he didn't only...PLAY DUMB.
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law wumb...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
"I won in Fort Apache -- honest...IN-JUN."
Drumpf fought the law, and the ...law wun.
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
"Have a paper tow'l, wet Puerto...RI-CUN."
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law wun.
Drumpf fought the law, and the ...law won.
"Archives...? They're my personal po-...SES-SION."
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
He paid to "show'r" Obama's bed with...UR-UN.*
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law wun...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
* Or urine.
Spooner sang, "The drole Thumpf whang's a...HITCH-WUN'...
Lumpf drawt the faw, and the...waw lun..."
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
Kelly drew Drumpf asking, "Where's my...DOON-GRUN*...?"
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law wun...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
* A nod to political cartoonist Walt Kelly
and his nonsense-spouting Grundoon.
(Paraphrasing Carroll): "Snarks be...'BOO-JUN'.
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law wun...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
His presidency...? Pre-paid golf va-...CA-TION.
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
His goal...? A white, elite, plu-christian...NA-TION.
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won...
Drumpf fought the law, and the ...law won.
He'd finalize that Hitler-spawn'd so-...LU-TION.
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
That Drumpf did nothing wrong's a psycho's...NO-TION.
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
He bought, then renamed 'Drumpf,' the Arctic...O-CEAN.
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
He shipp'd Latino immigrants to...GO-SHUN.*
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law wun...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
* Ancient Egypt's Goshen, where
Hebrew "immigrants" were ghetto'd.
He craved his MAGA militants' de-...VO-TION.
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
His 2020 loss...? Antifa FIC-TION...?
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
He introduced 'covfeve' to our...DIC-TION.
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
That orange glow weren't kosher, just some...LO-TION.
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
His brother Fred Drumpf, Jr. binged on...BLUE NUN.
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law wun...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
No soul dared call Drumpf 'loser,' tho' he...WAS ONE.
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
His mugshot: did Drumpf not look Churchill-...I-UN*...?
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law wun...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
* Characteristically like Sir Winston; i.e., Churchillian.
His granddad ran a brothel in the...YU-KON.
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won...
Drumpf fought the law, and the ...law won.
Judge Luttig thought Drumpf could be tried for...TREA-SON.
I fought the law, and the...law won...
I fought the law, and the...law won.
His strawb'rry clump; his too-plump grump; just...POOR PUN...?
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law wun...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
Truth Social Biden's people label'd...TRUTH SPUN.
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law wun...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
He loved "great statesmen" like Attila...THE HUN.
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law wun...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
He raped....while he upheld anti-a-...BOR-TION.
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
Jean Carroll...? "Not my type, nor's Nancy...REA-GUN."
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law wun...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
"Al Capone had Nitti. Where's my...ROY COHN...?"
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law wohn...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
Ivana died; he planted her on...TEE ONE.
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
"I PhD'd...? At Oxford and the...SOR-BONNE."
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law wonne...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
Born on third, he claim'd to've hit a...HOME RUN.
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law wun...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
Drumpf; "I won. I'll prove it: hold a...RE-RUN."
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law wun...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
Drumpf demanded everyone's a-...'TEN-SHUN.
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law wun...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
Thoughts of brunch at Rikers made his...BOWELS RUN.
Drumpf sought the loo, and the...loo wun...
Drumpf sought the loo, and the...loo won.
Fani’s probe weren’t even close to...BEIN’ DONE.
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
Mar-a-Lago's lava cake...? Best...BAR NONE!
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
Drumpf made Tucker donate to Drumpf's...SLUSH FUND.
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law wun'd...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
“Grabbin’ P words”...? Locker-room talk...SUCH FUN!
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law wun...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
Drumpf' was tot'lly gaga for his...PAL UN.*
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law wun...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
Drumpf was not six-three, tho' was one...GROSS TON.
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
Drumpf misspent more lucre than did...EN-RON.
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
“Bleach,” he claim’d, "will cure it – bleach and...HOT SUN.”
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law wun...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
Drumpf, a daughter-dater, loath'd his...FIRST SON.
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
Drumpf's administration play’d the...BIG CON.
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won...
drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
Melania...? A robot. So was...BAR-RON.
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
Was late at County Courthouse down in...FUL-TON.
Drumpf. He fought the law, and the...law won...
Drumpf. He fought the law, and the...law won.
His hands were tiny, leading to frus-...TRA-TION.
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
If he'd win, he'd grant himself full...PAR-DON.
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
No knighthood for tno knave who'd call the...QUEEN "HON."
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
Thoughts of brunch at Rikers made his...BOWELS RUN.
Drumpf sought the loo, and the...loo wun...
Drumpf sought the loo, and the...loo won.
Fani’s probe weren’t even close to...BEIN’ DONE.
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
Mar-a-Lago's lava cake...? Best...BAR NONE!
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
Drumpf made Tucker donate to Drumpf's...SLUSH FUND.
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law wun'd...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
“Grabbin’ P words”...? Locker-room talk...SUCH FUN!
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law wun...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
Drumpf' was tot'lly gaga for his...PAL UN.*
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law wun...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
Drumpf was not six-three, tho' was one...GROSS TON.
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
Drumpf misspent more lucre than did...EN-RON.
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
“Bleach,” he claim’d, "will cure it – bleach and...HOT SUN.”
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law wun...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
Drumpf, a daughter-dater, loath'd his...FIRST SON.
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
Drumpf's administration play’d the...BIG CON.
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won...
drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
Melania...? A robot. So was...BAR-RON.
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
Was late at County Courthouse down in...FUL-TON.
Drumpf. He fought the law, and the...law won...
Drumpf. He fought the law, and the...law won.
His hands were tiny, leading to frus-...TRA-TION.
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
If he'd win, he'd grant himself full...PAR-DON.
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
No knighthood for tno knave who'd call the...QUEEN "HON."
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
Drumpf's "a stable genius," like pal...POOH-TON.
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
Drumpf sold Nation’s secrets to some...SUL-TON.
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
Drumpf claim'd Stormy said he pack'd a...LONG GUN.
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law wun...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
He cheated on his entrance tests at...WHAR-TON.
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
He were an even bigger crook than...NIX-ON.
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
His face was rusty orange, like his...RIGHT BUN.
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law wun...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
Who oink'd, “I’m your Annointed One" now's...UN-DONE.
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
None call'd him “Sir” once he got snuff'd in...PRI-SON.
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
Drumpf's "a stable genius," like pal...POOH-TON.
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
Drumpf sold Nation’s secrets to some...SUL-TON.
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
Drumpf claim'd Stormy said he pack'd a...LONG GUN.
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law wun...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
He cheated on his entrance tests at...WHAR-TON.
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
He were an even bigger crook than...NIX-ON.
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
His face was rusty orange, like his...RIGHT BUN.
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law wun...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
Who oink'd, “I’m your Annointed One" now's...UN-DONE.
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
None call'd him “Sir” once he got snuff'd in...PRI-SON.
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won...
Drumpf fought the law, and the...law won.
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