Yesterday, Donald Drumpf surrendered to authorities in
Georgia. Beneath the mug shot issuing from the booking he
inserted the caption "Never Surrender!" WTF! Nonetheless...
Factoid:
For Drumpf's Fulton County, Georgia rap sheet, the twice-
impeached, four times (to date) indicted ex-POTUS is listed
as weighing 215 lbs. 215 lbs. WTF!
Possible, If Unlikely, Explanations:
(1) Drumpf actually suggested the notation 2/5. His intention in
employing the fractional equivalent of 40% remains obscure but
conspiratorial theories are already being formed.
(2) Drumpf's latent dyslexia suddenly kicked in, muddying his
intention to admit to his true weight of 512 lbs.
(3) In an attempt to demonstrate his self-claimed astronomical
IQ, Drumpf employed the Base-10 Number System in calculating
the actual figure.
(4) Drumpf misunderstood the question, assuming authorities
were requesting the area code of the Trump National Golf Course
in Philadelphia.
(5) Drumpf incorrectly thought his questioners were inquiring
about the time in Moscow. Drumpf wrote 215, failing to include
the decimal point or the 'a.m.' designation. (Perhaps inevitably,
Drumpf was still off by two hours.)
(6) Drumpf calculated his tonnage in a Russian unit, the funt,
and muddled the conversion from one unit to the other.
(7) Drumpf provided his weight as it would be determined on the
Moon, where Space Force will eventually take him in aid of his
flight from prosecution.
(8) Surprisingly, the number is correct. Drumpf is, in fact, totally hollow.
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