Pa's Gal's Puns Say _____.

A sampling of the halfwit wisdom 

of my step-father's latest bit o' fluff. 

     1. 
Who'd parrot a rock star must don him a hat.
(I've absorb'd little else, but I have absorb'd that.)

     2.

My crossword's unfinished; I suss no more clues.

They appear next day clear. Thank-you, Cryptogram Muse.