MAGA 2024 Campaign Song #1 (Sung to the Tune of "I Want a Girl Just Like the Girl that Married Dear Old Dad")

We-e-e-e 
want a dic-
-tatohead just 

like the dick
who slew six million Jews.
We-e-e-e
need a prick,
one who'd 

interdict
the people's right to choose.

A tyrant -- 

Putin/Hitler/

Franco-style -- 

a guy who'd 

rape your sister...

with a smile.

We-e-e-e

want this dic-

tatohead, al-

tho' he's sick.

Hey! What have we to lose...?