Ballderdash

     Wiffle Ballmer 

     It is 

dimpl'd. It is yellow. It is 

roundish, doncha know it.
     It will 

curve...'n' then will swerve...'n' then will 

sink each time you throw it.

     It is 

hollow; in its hold it hoards some 

snow-dissolving salt.
     (Do you 

fail to find this charming...? Such is 

surely not my fault.)