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Monday, November 18, 2024

The Cabinet Of Dr. Calimari-Lago: Chief Of Staff Susie Wiles

Her coif -- cinereal -- she 
styles
in pearly pompadours 'n' 
piles.
Behind smug condescending 
smiles
she camouflages fascist 
wiles.
Assuming grins of croco-
diles
while highing five to POTUS 
"Heil!"s,
she foments Orange Jesus'
guiles.
Where are those Oval Office  
files...?
Ask Chief of Staff Ms. Susie
Wiles -- 
tho' prep for absolute de-
ni'ls.
(With staffers signing names like
'Wiles,'
we fast approach the Silly 
Isles.) 

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