POTUS Poops (Though Surges No Troops)

      One 
fact on which the G.O.P. 
      and 
Democrats can both agree: 
     Drumpf 
dropping -- watch the video! -- 
     ma-

nure on New York City. Oh, 

      it's 

Drumpf alright ("King Drumpf" notes  he) --  
     re-
posted it himself, with glee. 
     Says 
Vance, "It's funny. What's the fuss...?" 
     (Who 
hates America...? Not us.)