A
The walrus and the ampersand's
departure caus'd a fuss.
"Rock bottom in old ABCs*
is not the spot for us,"
the walrus warn'd. "Our flight's been
the walrus warn'd. "Our flight's been
cancelled...? Basta! Board the bus!"
*Early ABCs often follow'd Z with &.
B
The walrus and the bathysphere,
upon the latter's whim,
parade along the boardwalk.
Words absurd are heard from him:
"Bide near, my dear! Don't veer, d'you hear;
know well* you: I can't swim."
*Does the phrase suggest this
conversation occurs during the
Xmas season...?
C
The walrus and the conflagration
strode; the walrus spoke:
"With such a blaze, one seal might raze
whole shtetls -- that's no joke.
How grand to rid our land of Yid --
yea, ALL unwelcome folk!"
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