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Saturday, January 3, 2026

Observation Re: a Certain Octogenarian

Why does Drumpf not sleep late...?
Drumpf's near eighty! His fate 
is to pee in his 
3 a.m. toilet. 
Were he urge to ignore 
and continue to snore, 
Drumpf's white linen would suffer: 
he'd soil it. 
Its Spring freshness to save 
would take more than a lave: 
Drumpf's top need...? To proceed 
to parboil it. 
Would it e'er be the same...? 
Are Drumpf's kidneys to blame...? 
Either way, aides will say, 
"Sir, don't spoil it."


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