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Thursday, February 12, 2026

Boo Beyond Bunny; or, Jeer Your Own Super Bowl Half Time Entertainment

Attention, MAGA malcontents! 
Here's breaking news for you. 
To all who'd boo Bad Bunny,
here's a bunch more blokes to boo. 

It happens there's a raft of rappers 
waiting in the wings. 
You'll much prefer to jeer them, sir.
(What joy your hatred brings!)

Boo Awful Armadillo. 
Boo Beastly Bandicoot. 
Boo Clueless Capybara.
(Boo Disgusting Dog, to boot.) 

Boo Evil Earwig, Foul Flamingo,  
Ghastly Gekko. (Whew!)
Boo Horrible Hyena. 
(I'm not skipping Gruesome Gnu.) 

Boo Impossible Iguana. 
Boo Kitschy Kinkajou. 
(Were I to skip Jerkwater Jackel, 
what would be your view...?) 

Boo Lousy Lemur, Miserable 
Moose...and so it goes.
Boo No-good Narwhal -- he's the 
dude who sports that gnarly nose. 

Boo Outlaw Otter, Putrid Parrot,
Questionable Quail.
Boo Rotten Rodent, Sullied Snake...
...or is he still in jail...?

Boo Trashy Tadpole, 
Unrepentant Urchin, Vicious Vole.
Boo Wanton Wildebeest -- 
each craven creature lacks a soul. 

Boo Xenolithic Xoloitzcuitli, to be  sure. 
Boo Yellow Yak. 
Boo Z-grade Zack.
I'll NOT Kid Rock endure.


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