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Monday, May 18, 2020

Runcibl'd Ray or Kipling's Kaboodle

"Huck Finn's 
Fellow Traveler Negger Jim" 
Ulysses Poe
chemical marker on copy paper
digitally modified
5" by 5"
In re the ruddier races, Rud’s*
vocif'rent: "White Man’s Burden."
Chow down on Unconcern'd But Not
Indiff'rentBite Man’s** wordin’!

      Moral:
He’ll fancy seconds,
even thirds,
whoever's order'd, 
"Eat those words!"

     * I.e., Rudyard Kipling’s 
controversial poem.
     ** I.e., Man Ray's 
beautiful art book.

Sunday, May 17, 2020

Flight

White butterflies...? All butterflown.
White fleas as well: well-fled.
The firefly, too, who scaled our flue...?
Callay! Callooh! Laid tread!
     More flies -- a flock (not fake, not mock) --
who flaying forme'ly fear'd,
now face a fit from veils of FLIT.
Pale insect flight's (like) weird.
     Each milky moth seems "at a loth."
Chalk crickets chirp, "We're skeer'd!"
Bleach'd ladybirds...? I lack the words.
In short, all've disappear'd.


"The Home Alone Ranger"
Ulysses Poe

graphite pencil on
copy paper
digitally modified
5" by 7"

Saturday, May 16, 2020

Runcibl'd Spooner: Star Wars Stars

"A is for A____: S"
Ulysses Poe
chemical markers on copy paper
digitally modified
10" by 8"
The Child to Disney sales is key.
(I wish I held the copyright.)
Baby Yoda.
Which wineskin – “A” or “B” or “C” –
contains the AlbariƱo white…?
Yay! “B” bota!

     Moral:
Whose kids are Mandalorians
shall prove poor Montessorians.

Long Stories' Shorts or It's Punnertime in the Days of Covid

Once upon a time…
…one’s soup on a dime…

...Juan's soup, Hannah: thyme...
…one Sioux pawin’ at Dym-…

…one zoo panda…? I’m…
...Juan's Sue, Pannah: tie 'em...

...Wan's soup pan hit Hyam... 
…One’s who pawn’d a “Time”…

…Juan’s up, hon, at "hime"…
…once upon a time.

"Annual Rings"
Ulysses Poe
technical pen and ink
on copy paper

digitally modified
5" by 5 "



Runcibl'd Spooner: One Sioux Pawn Hat o' Thyme...

A roof o'erhead, a spot to sleep,
three squares a day:
I welcome trinal challenges.
Three dares...? Ask 'way!

     Moral:
In olden days, when longues were chaise,
d'Auray were pays and felts were baize,
weren't Drumpf call'd Rutherford B. Hayes...?

"Fourth Grade 1920"
Jude Higgins
acrylic on canvas
40" by 17"

Friday, May 15, 2020

Runcibl'd Spooner: Roger 'n' Out!

"To Beer or Not to Beer: Hamlet 3/1"
Ulysses Poe
Original artwork in chemical marker
 and colored pencils imprinted on
circular paperboard beer mat
 94mm in diameter
Portray’d Lairds, portray’d Candys, 
play’d Gravediggers. Even play’d Rice.*
Roger Livesey.
    Our old boarder’s a jazzman. 
Plays saxophone -- tenor -- real nice.
Lodger. Riffs, he.

     Moral:
The piper unpaid, poorly play'd,
will, portray'd so, be made a poor trade. 

     * In the films I Know Where I'm
Going, The Life and Death of Colonel
Blimp, Hamlet and The Entertainer
respectively.

Thursday, May 14, 2020

Study in Contexts: a Quiz

"Who was that mask'd man...? I wanted ta thank 'im." 
Lone Ranger episode...? New York-Presbyterian Hospital ER...? 

You decide!

Wednesday, May 13, 2020

The Minotaur and Other -taurs: a metrical mini-tour

"Myrna L'Oyster"
(from"Poissons 
of Interest")
Ulysses Poe
colored chemical 

marker on copy paper
digitally modified
5" by 5"
     "Oh, boy: here goes PapaJim again, 
sayin' somethin' dumb."
                        - Anon from Baltimore
Whilst lab'rin' in the Labyrinth, 
I eyed a lad (his head...? A bull’s; 
he bore a bull's behind to boot) 
whom Ovid "labull'd" Minotaur. 
     
I ask'd, "O Ove, d'yall know at all
some cousins of that Minotaur --
same heads up top, same tails, same tush
but one inch tall: the minitaurs…?”

I fail’d to grill that Roman sage
if he'd heard tales of other -taurs --
same tops, same toes, but featherbrain’d
and foolish -- namely, ninnytaurs.

Or if he’d run across rude -taurs
who liv'd to drop below their tails
their bully drawers, exposin' butts
for prudes to view: crude moonotaurs.

Of -taurs I've long read -- lore in logs
from old sea dogs 'n' fisherfolk
of -taurs who swim with five-fold fins.
These minimals...? The minnowtaurs.

(Some relatives of minnowtaurs
who navigate the labyrinthine
waters of the FCC…?
the well-known Newton Minowtaurs.)

Who sucks on candy-coated bulls
must needs spit out the bullish horns
nor let the tail hairs 'tween her teeth
get stuck: beware the Mentotaur!

Its horns are heavy hydrogen,
while oxygen pervades it hooves. 
Its tail...? A carbon-nitrogen
amalgam: meet aminotaur!

Half-bull, half man, half autocrat,
impaling subjects on his horns
and flailin' 'em with tails...and worse:      
the mean Idi Aminotaur.

There was a man-of-bull, one Moon,
who claim'd he was the son of God. 
He bullocks wed to wide-eyed cows
and call'd his pairin's Moonietaurs.

Part bull, part Zola, part Juarez, 
part M. Pasteur, part "Scarface," part 
Wang Lung, this -taur took part in many
parts: the famed Paul Munitaur.

Imagine a part-man-part-bull-part-
passerine in Asia loose!
What mimic'd sounds, what mirror'd songs
re"-taur"ted from this mynataur...?  

No manbulls fought at Hampton Roads.
None clad in hides; none sportin' horns.
The ships which fought there...? Ironclad.
(The Union's ship's the Monitor.)

Triform'd beasts -- part bull, part man, part
golden-pelted mustang. Centaurs...? 
Tritaurs...? Broncotaurs...? Guytaurs...? Nope!
Hi-yo! Palominotaurs!

What you call partly manbull, part Vi-
etnamesian Commie stooge (one
also known as Uncle Ho)
I call the Ho Chi Minhotaur.

From Hellas far EspaƱa sits,
where bides a beast who battles bulls.
He boasts no tails but those he's shaved
from victims' bums: the matador.

So: won't you be my protege...?
Become a -taurist -- that 'n' more...?
Yes, you shall be my protege.
And I...? I'll be your -taur mentor.

Tuesday, May 12, 2020

Spuncibl'd Rooner Meets Gad Mardiner

"Doors in Mirrors"
Jude Higgins
acrylic on canvas digitally modified
18" by 24"
     Set aside your Mr. Spock ears and 
don your dog ears. That is, ignoring 
any meanings, listen only to the sound. 
Then, on your second reading...
         
He sought to thaw 
the Krozen phone 
he’d lick'd to brick 
at punch. 

“Hold course, cold horse! 
You’re bag 'n' roan. 
I beer I’m fared...
a scunch.” 

(The rag he know’d -- 
call’d Mal: La Ode 
drop'd dead,
or hose my sunch.)

Monday, May 11, 2020

Granulomas of the Gods A Through M

"One Trues Three Trues Two 'n' Four"
Ulysses Poe
chemical marker on
paper sculpture photographed 

and digitally modified
A’s for Ariadne 
and her adolescent acne.
One array resembles Agassi. 
(Does one ape Clement Attlee...?)

B's a broken Bacchus 
bearing blackheads on his back ‘cuz
of hormonal lack of balance. 
(One blotch calls to mind Jim Backus.)

C’s for the Charybdis. 
With its crater’d cicatrix --
plus crustaceous cysts and cankers – 
‘twill succeed in politics.

D's declaiming Demeter, 
like A does armadillos.
(Her armadillesque dermatitis 
mimics Don Delillo’s.)




Eros (with an E) 
enjoys an eczema-sheath’d pelvis.
The eruptions of this eyesore…? 
Eyed as emulating Elvis.

Flails F-initial’d Flora, 
“With our flamens here beside us,
we’ll say ‘F**k you’ to our flaws 
and cure this foul folliculitis.”

Greeks have gorgeous goddesses. 
Among those gals is Gaia.
She’s got gout and gonorrhea 
(mispronounc'd as ‘gonorraia’).

H is not for Hecate. 
Here, H initials Hera.
Hera’s hives (I’ll overlook her hickies) 
mirror Yogi Berra.

Iris has her imperfections. 
One is ichthyosis.
Sev’ral sores she sports resemble Cher's -- 
or so’s my diagnosis.

Jupiter’s got jock itch. 
This Olympians acknowledge.
His contagion fills the chem lab vault 
at Carcinoma College.

Kratos and his fellows 
bear a common keratosis.
His resembles Pink. 
(He’s treating it with painful self-hypnosis.)

Lethe’s “Lady Lumps.” 
She harbors loads of lacerations,
look-a-likes for Liberace. 
(Please don’t go and tell the Thracians.)

The moles may mask 
Mnemosyne’s malaria awhile,
but eventually it's forced to fade: 
her Mona Lisa smile.

(The rest of the alphabet to come: a work in progress) 

Sunday, May 10, 2020

Sha-Na-Nahnsense or the World According to the Silhouettes: an Abecedarial Q&A

"Nirvana-na or
Connect the Dot Head"
(see verses for N below)
Ulysses Poe
chemical marker and
watercolor on copy paper
8 1/2" by 11"
     The Silhouettes were a doo wop/R&B group 
whose "Get a Job" lyrics feature the phrase
"sha-na-na" and variants and was a #1 hit on
multiple Billboard charts in 1958. Yip yip yip
yip yip...mum mum mum mum mum... 

Anna-na Karenina-na…?
Da! This novel’s Tolstoy’s.
Banana-nas…? Chiquita sends us
handfuls…boatloadsconvoys!

“Uncle Tom’s Cabana-na”…?
From ‘toon director Avery.
Diana-na…? A princess dies.
(The incident’s unsavory.)

Bay-bed Epifauna-na…?
They line the Chesapeake.
The Erin Isle’s Fermanagh-nagh…?
Their soup’s potato/leek.

Equestrian Gymkhana-na…?
A horse-‘n’-rider playdate.
Gabriel’s Hosanna-na…?
Judaic. Tough to translate.

Tennessee’s The Night of the Iguana-na…?
More Streetcar.
Jonah-nah…? Got swallowed
by a fish. We read his memoir.

Hurricane Katrina-na…?
A cryin’ shame! A pity!
Slovenia’s Ljubljana-na…?
It’s Cleveland’s sister city.

Peggy Lee’s MaƱana-na…?
It’s “soon enough for” her.
Nirvana-na…? Lord Buddha asks,
“Which bliss do you prefer…?

Oh, Donna-na” moved up 
the Hot 100 when he* died.
The Amazon’s Piranha-nha…?
Go swimmin'…? You decide!

     * Its composer and earliest 
performer, Richie Valens

Manuel Jose Quintana-na…?
He (MJ...?*) penn’d Pelayo.
Bactrian Rukhsana-na…?
We must reread her bio.

     * Not to be confused with 
number 23, Michael Jordan. Among 
the alternate entries for Q is "Qasr 
al-Kharana-na...? It isn't in Ohio."

The riverboat Sultana-na…?
Its first three boilers blew.
Mexico’s Tijuana-na:
We shan't go there. Shall you…?

We studied at Champagne/Urbana-na --
went all four years.
Peruvian Vicugna-na VicuƱa-Ʊa…?
Dear deers!

Country girl Wynonna-na…?
Made music as a Judd.
Warrior princess Xena-na…?
She guzzles dragon’s blood.

Yerba Buena-na…?
It’s class’d as C. douglasii.
New York hamlet Zena-na…?
Its yards...? Green-grassy. 
                                             ‘Bye.

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