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| Protestor with Boomerang |
“Don’t get all hot ‘n’ bother’d.
That’s
just pyrite,” colliers shout.
Fool’s
gold
The dealer takes two cards.
I raise. The undead cry, “We’re out!”
Ghouls
fold
Moral:
Poet Poe pens nonsense verse. "Plus...phun," puns Uly, "I disburse." Its gamut runs from spam to worse. The po'sy posted...? Poe's diverse -- most, postcards from his universe, replies to grudges he must nurse. My summary...? Let me be terse: a mitzva, mostly. (Not a curse.)
Tuesday, October 13, 2020
Monday, October 12, 2020
The Placozoa Chronicles, Episode 42: No Man's Land (One)
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| Protestor with Sword |
Ep. 42: A C L O O P A Z: Acloop, AZ
Do
you sigh for environs more fun…?
Where she shares your affairs with the gun…?
Where abortion’s taboo...?
(Hey! Where science is, too…?)
Well…Acloop, AZ is one.
Where she shares your affairs with the gun…?
Where abortion’s taboo...?
(Hey! Where science is, too…?)
Well…Acloop, AZ is one.
Runcibl'd Spooner: God/Mother
Leaf-faced pagan demigod:
The Green Man
Grampa's spouse spares not the rod:
The Mean Gran
Moral:
The Green Man
Grampa's spouse spares not the rod:
The Mean Gran
Moral:
Ditch witches with switches!
Sunday, October 11, 2020
Runcibl'd Spooner: Gods 'n' Sods
One half's a diety, one
half's a bird.
(The question remains: does the feather'd part peck…?)
Holy Ghost
Your hockey-team’s keeper is throwing, I've heard,
a shindig -- and’s promis'd to pick up the check.
Goalie/Host
Moral:
(The question remains: does the feather'd part peck…?)
Holy Ghost
Your hockey-team’s keeper is throwing, I've heard,
a shindig -- and’s promis'd to pick up the check.
Goalie/Host
Moral:
Saturday, October 10, 2020
The Placozoa Chronicles, Episode 41: With a Bleach Chaser
Ep. 41: Z A L C O O P A: Zal Coopa
Is with Fenimore she eponymic…?
We think not: sounds a lot like some gimmick.
Still,
at lip-syncing Don,
she’s
Ms. Sine Qua Non.
Slainte, Sarah (“Zal”) Coopa: FemmeMimic!
The Placozoa Chronicles, Episode 40: Look, Ma! Top o' the World!
Ep. 40: A L C A P O O Z: Alcapooz
Back in the day, crooks we'd banish.
Onto
Alcatraz Island they’d vanish.
Do they still…? They do not.
Alcapooz now’s the spot --
with its name rear part French, front part Spanish.
Do they still…? They do not.
Alcapooz now’s the spot --
with its name rear part French, front part Spanish.
The Placozoa Chronicles, Episode 39: Hold Yer -chovies!
Ep. 39: A P L O O C A Z: A P! Looc! A Z!
People
peckish pour pizza agree:
sightin' signs above parlors be key.
Ignore Linear Bs!
Opt for stock ABCs!
Look! An A! Look! A P!! Looc! A Z!!!
sightin' signs above parlors be key.
Ignore Linear Bs!
Opt for stock ABCs!
Look! An A! Look! A P!! Looc! A Z!!!
Runcibl'd Spooner: GuilloTune
“A
far, far better thing I do
than e’er I’ve done before.”
A Tale of Two Cities
At markets for Lakota scalps,
Lakota boobs bring more.
A Sale of Sioux Titties
Moral:
he'll lose more than his hair.
than e’er I’ve done before.”
A Tale of Two Cities
At markets for Lakota scalps,
Lakota boobs bring more.
A Sale of Sioux Titties
Moral:
he'll lose more than his hair.
Friday, October 9, 2020
The Placozoa Chronicles, Episode 38: Alexandria
Ep. 38: A O C A P L O Z: AOC...Aploz
AOC gives the GOP pause:
"Has she not given probable cause...!?
She shall, surely, today."
Sorry: no bleedin' way!
A! O! C! Hands together...? Aploz!!
"Has she not given probable cause...!?
She shall, surely, today."
Sorry: no bleedin' way!
A! O! C! Hands together...? Aploz!!
The Placozoa Chronicles, Episode 37: Armagedd On With It!
Ep. 37: A P O C A L O Z: Apocal-…Oz
Revelation’s Four Horsemen…? For kicks
somewhere over a rainbow
(it's bodmin, we both know):
Apocal-…Oz! Sans saffron bricks.
somewhere over a rainbow
(it's bodmin, we both know):
Apocal-…Oz! Sans saffron bricks.
Runcibl'd Spooner: Be Still, My Fuelish Heart!
Petrol priced at Park-'n'-Pay:
Gas for less.
Whore with heart of...(who can say...?):
Lass for ____. (Guess!)
Gas for less.
Whore with heart of...(who can say...?):
Lass for ____. (Guess!)
Moral:
Driven snow won't make cars go.
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