Pioneered by Uncle Dan, the list slouches on
under the auspices of Uly Poe, who insists that
the be(a)st is yet to come.
Zero to 666 mph* in 6.66
seconds:
the UAR (Ungodliness Acceleration Rate)
of the Beast.
* 1743 minus 666 km/h
the UAR (Ungodliness Acceleration Rate)
of the Beast.
* 1743 minus 666 km/h
the BeelzeBum's Rush
of the Beast.
666
miles per gallon:
the
Fuel Economy Rating on the Road to Hell
of the Beast.
Skik-shik-shiksa:
the Goy Goyl
of the Beast.
66.6%
abv:
the Brewmeister Beerelzebub's Beer Boast
of the Beast.
N+666:
the Oulipoetical Transliteration Technique
of the Beast.
the Goy Goyl
of the Beast.
the Brewmeister Beerelzebub's Beer Boast
of the Beast.
the Oulipoetical Transliteration Technique
Whereby Each Noun in the
Biblical Book
of the Apocalypse Is Replaced with the
666th Noun Following It in Webster's New
International
Dictionary (666th Edition)
of the
Beast
"666
bottles of beer on the wall, 666
bottles of beer...":
the "Binge-Till-Yer-BeelzeBlotto"
the "Binge-Till-Yer-BeelzeBlotto"
Satanic Stein Song
of the
Beast
"Sykes
Sics Sheiks":
the “Stix Nix Hix Pix”-Type Tabloid Headline
the “Stix Nix Hix Pix”-Type Tabloid Headline
Featuring Story Concerning a Rabid Wanda
Sinking Bared Canines into Deserving
Members of the Saudi Royal Family
of the Beast
The 0.666%*:
the Percentage of U.S. population
of the Beast
the Percentage of U.S. population
claiming membership in “Billionaires
For The Beast”
of the
Beast
* They control 66.6% of US wealth.
* They control 66.6% of US wealth.
the Calendrical Mnemonic
of the Beast.*
* "Sixty-six days hath September.
Six times six: March through November.
Jan and Feb…? One less than seven.
Dec…? Six plus five. (Eleven)
Leap year starts from scratch, by heaven:
then, Sept's days run sixty-seven!"
the Brimstone-Coated BeelzeBar
of the Beast
the Prince of Darkness Pirate Sea Shanty
of the Beast
the Combustion Temperature of Brimstone
of the Beast.
ten-foot sticks!":
the Cautionary Mnemonic Identifying
the Cautionary Mnemonic Identifying
Devilishly Toxic Ivies
of the Beast.
"Sucks!
Sucks! Sucks!":
every Sean Hannity Broadcast
of the Beast
666 Dalmatians:
the Diabolical Disney Derivative Devil-Dog Dramedy
of the Beast.
Spooks! Spooks! Spooks!:
the Ghostbusters Cinematic Homage
of the Beast.
"Spicks!
Spicks! Spicks!":
the Illegal Immigrant Insult Voiced by Drumpf
of the Beast.
"...ten...nine...eight...seven...six...six...six...":
the Aborted NASA Shuttle-Launch Liftoff
of the Beast.
every Sean Hannity Broadcast
of the Beast
the Diabolical Disney Derivative Devil-Dog Dramedy
of the Beast.
the Ghostbusters Cinematic Homage
of the Beast.
the Illegal Immigrant Insult Voiced by Drumpf
of the Beast.
the Aborted NASA Shuttle-Launch Liftoff
Countdown Sequence
of the Beast.
"Shake!
Shake! Shake!":
the Jerry Lee Lewcifer Look-Alike Contest Lyric
of the Beast.
"The
666 Horsemen of the Apocalypse":
the Military-Industrial Complex
of the Beast.
of the Beast.
the Jerry Lee Lewcifer Look-Alike Contest Lyric
of the Beast.
the Military-Industrial Complex
of the Beast.
"Sing a song of 66 pence, pockets full of rye;
6 and 60 blackbirds baked (still breathing!)
6 and 60 blackbirds baked (still breathing!)
in a pie...":
the Rhyming Recitation Recipe for Satan's
the Rhyming Recitation Recipe for Satan's
Souffle Surprise
of the Beast.
of the Beast.
696:
the Menage a Trois Diabolical Deprav-o-glyph
of the Beast.
